by Kit Kat
You Might Be a Gargoyle If.........
#10: People often call you “Mr. Spock” and run off laughing.
#9: Every time you are confused, you cry out, “What sorcery is this?!”
#8: You’re more confident bungee jumping than any of your friends.
#7: You find yourself battling megalomaniacal villains, clones, gods,
gangsters, fae, TV actors, noted criminals, insane thousand-year-old
immortal gargoyles, and ghosts on a regular basis.
#6: You misjudge your strength and end up tearing your door knob to
shreds.
#5: You keep accidentally knocking your family members to the floor by
simply stretching your wings or flicking your tail.
#4: You get in a fight with all the neighborhood dogs . . . . . and win!
#3: Your dad decides the family doesn’t need a security alarm for the
house anymore.
#2: You always win the “Stay up the Latest” game at slumber parties.
#1: People giggle at you for running on all fours at track meets. Until
you snarl at them. They don’t giggle anymore.