By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com
An episode entitled "Puck's Day."
Coldsteel kills Coldfire, and then Coldstone tells Gabriel, "Look, and always remember." Coldstone then goes out and kills Coldsteel, to Xanatos's displeasure. Coldstone packs Gabriel off to live with his adoptive parents Tom and Katherine on Avalon.
Deanna calls Xanatos "Imzadi."
Will Riker sees Xanatos, looks closely at his beard, and cries, "Tom! You've come back!"
Data gets an incredible urge to go out to the Holodeck and perform Shakespeare for Picard. He really, really wants to play Puck.
Xanatos takes Fox out on vacation to someplace called "Risa."
Puck asks Coldstone to take care of his cat.
Puck starts reading Sherlock Holmes.
Alexander (the 3/4 Klingon, 1/4 Human one) looks up at Coldstone and says, "Dad?"
Gabriel looks up at Worf and says, "Dad?"
Alexander (the 3/4 Human, 1/4 Fey one) looks up at Will Riker and says, "Dad?" (He's a bright kid.)
Fox looks up (maybe it's down) at Janeway and says, "Mom?" Janeway then frowns and says, "My only children are super-evolved lizard things living on some planet light years away," and stalks off.
Spot has kittens again; this time, they're Cagney's.
Anansi and Puck become best friends, and save the Enterprise from danger many, many times.
Xanatos finds V-ger, and says, "Look, V-ger, you've seen the entire universe--where can I get immortality?"
Xanatos replaces Owen with a Vulcan (Owen out-Vogeled Vogel, a Vulcan could out-Owen Owen), and all his Commando soldiers with Klingon warriors. (They've got to be better shots than those Commando guys.)
Xanatos sells his superior technology to the Federation.
Picard calls Xanatos "Number One." (Yeah, it's a common one. Oh well.)
Picard generously donates use of the Holodeck target practice program to every single villain on Gargoyles.
Guinan counsels Diane and Peter about the transformation of Derek and the new company Elisa keeps, until they are all perfectly happy and at ease with all the changes.
Since it seems Earth won't accept them, the gargoyles apply for membership to the Federation. Oddly enough, all the new gargoyle Starfleet officers go for Security. "A gargoyle can no more stop protecting the ship . . . ."
Goliath hears Deanna talking to Will from outside her office, and thinks, "I knew it! Xanatos IS still working with her!" He smashes the door down and knocks Deanna flat on her back, pinning her to the floor before he realizes his mistake. He stands up, flushes deep purple, mutters "sorry," and quickly runs out down the hall.
Picard approaches Xanatos, looking nervous, and asks sheepishly if he can have a cameo on Gargoyles sometime.
Puck and Q get together, and reminisce. Q thinks that Puck has been in the human world a bit too long though and wonders why he keeps calling the Q Continuum 'Avalon.'
Dax begins to wonder when Sisko starts babbling about "space spawn" and "never abandon my post . . . ." He's also keeping little stone heads that look like him on his desk next to his baseball.
Tom Veil spends the night at the Hotel Cabal..wait, wrong list. Q snaps his fingers and sends him back to the Top Ten list of crossovers where he belongs.
Kirk keeps trying to kiss Elisa. Goliath doesn't like this. Kirk stops trying.
Kirk kisses Beth instead.
Now Diane isn't happy. Kirk just orders her to go monitor communications.
Beverly finds Coldstone, and starts removing his robotic implants like she did for Picard. Then Coldstone walks around the ship with one arm, no wings, and with half of his face gone.
Starfleet, after seeing Xanatos in his exoframe, adapts all of their space suits to look like gargoyles, and then promotes Riker to Captain for his 'excellent idea, Captain! Brilliant!'
Xanatos gets mad at the new Captain Riker and, jabbing a metallic gloved finger at him, says, "You might be a captain now, but I'm still a billionaire! I designed that exoframe, not you!" Riker shakes his head and tells Xanatos that money is obsolete in the 24th century. Xanatos is too shocked to speak.
Coldstone attends Worf's self-defense classes.
Demona does too, and finds herself partnered with Troi. "Evil human! That is my voice! You can't have it!" She's a little rough in the practice battle, and 'accidentally' kills her. She's still a little miffed over the fact that Worf confiscated her bazooka.
Coldstone starts looking at Demona in a new light, and Xanatos is getting jealous.
Goliath mistakes Odo for one of Oberon's Children.
Xanatos decides to blow up a few solar systems in pursuit of the Nexus. Thinking it's really Riker, Starfleet demotes him back to Commander.
Riker starts getting a little angry at being jerked around for all these things Xanatos is doing.
Sisko finds an opportunity to make a really big, emotional, overacted speech sometime during all this.
Picard agrees to grant asylum to Margot and Brendan.
Geordi and Brooklyn have a drink in Ten-Forward and talk about their failures with women. It's a great bonding experience for them.
Demona takes over Deanna's counseling sessions. One crewman walks out of her office in a daze, then throws himself out the nearest airlock.
Worf thinks that Coldstone is his counterpart from an alternate universe where the Borg won, and has flashbacks from "Parallels."
Posing as Riker, Xanatos steals the ship and proudly adds one more _Enterprise_ to Xanatos Enterprises.
Riker is getting really ticked.
Just for fun, Puck turns the entire crew of _Voyager_ into gargoyles. "All humans--er, people on this duranium ship/Lost on your long, endless trip/Let's lighten your lives with a little fun/and turn you to gargoyles, every one!"
Elisa and Matt help Odo out with station security.
Lexington reprograms the Holodeck for Riker so it can bring up Minuet again.
Brooklyn discovers the Holodeck after the drink with Geordi, and makes up a fantasy about Angela.
Xanatos buys Voyager from Janeway for a big mug of really good coffee.
He then considers changing his company to "Xanatos Enterprises and Voyager."
Mr. Mott gives Demona a much needed haircut.
Escorting Elisa to her temporary quarters, Kim shows her the replicator and very deliberately and slowly tells her that it can replicate any thing she wants, including clothes, and she can replicate any kind of new clothes that she wants, and then leaves. Elisa promptly orders a new pair of blue jeans, a black shirt, and a red jacket. (Yeah, so I said I was going to try to stop picking on Elisa's clothes. Try. I didn't entirely succeed.)
Hudson sits in his quarters and looks at the viewscreen, and then asks the computer to bring up files on old Earth television shows.
Broadway won't eat Neelix's cooking!
Hudson and Guinan sit down together and try to figure out who's older. It's close. Very close.
The Gargoyles cast discovers synthehol, but none of them try it. "Hey, this is a kid's show! We're not allowed to touch alcohol in any form!"
Quark steals the Phoenix Gate, and holds a big auction. These people called "Iconians" appear suddenly and purchase it, then use it to go back thousands of years in the past and give it to themselves. They use their gateway to go back to their own time while the ancient Iconians develop the gateway using the Phoenix Gate's technology. (If you read this over and over, and think really hard, you'll probably figure this paradox out eventually. :)
Bronx eats Spot. (A breather after the last one.)
Lexington becomes Chief Engineer of Voyager, and in half an hour figures out how to fix the warp engines so they can get back to the Alpha Quadrant in fifteen minutes. B'Elanna gets really jealous and smashes a few glass tables nearby.
Goliath and Elisa reserve one of Quark's holosuites. What? Oh, the kid's show bit. They're in one of O'Brien's kayaking programs.
Angela, standing on the bridge of Kirk's Enterprise, wonderingly asks, "I wonder where Avalon's magic has sent us this time?" Kirk looks up and notices how cute she is.
Kirk: Scotty, we need to get out of this nebula, now!
Scotty: Ah canna give yuh ana more, Captain!
Lexington: Ye-yes, you can. (punches a few buttons on a console, leans toward communications
panel.) There you go, Captain!
Kirk: Excellent work, Mr Lexington! We're through! Mr Scott, I'll want to talk to you later.
Lexington: *smirks*
Wanting more Enterprises, Xanatos takes his Enterprise D and keeps slingshooting around suns to go back in time, and systematically conquers Enterprise C, B, A, and the original.
Sevarius becomes thrilled at the prospect of all the alien DNA to work with. "Klingons, Cardassians, Bajorans, Betazoids...wow!"
Xanatos has Sevarius inject him with Betazoid DNA that allows him to become telepathic, the better to manipulate people.
Lexington decides to leave the clan and live on Bynar.
Brooklyn vacations on Risa, and wants to spend the rest of his life there. "Jemaharon? Uh . . . why not?"
Xanatos goes to live on the Ferengii Homeworld. He's running it in a week, somehow managing to have gotten possession of all the money on the planet....
Demona decides that the Klingons are her kind of people and goes off to the Klingon Homeworld. Soon, however, she gets tired of their constant lecturing on honor, and decides to destroy them all. Instead of "City of Stone," it's "Planet of Stone."
Xanatos just decides it's easier to affect a complete takeover of the Federation.
They all have a debate about what to call the new show--"Gar Trek," or "Stargoyles?" Boreas, Oberon, and one of those stuffy Starfleet admirals arbitrate.
Heck, Xanatos just takes over the universe. End of story.
But then he discovers the multiverse, and takes over that. Now he can say to Elisa, "I am the owner of a multiversal corporation which is bigger than anything you could name!"
And just when they had settled on "Stargoyles," Xanatos ends the debate and names it "The David Xanatos Show!"