By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com
(Note: several of these movies I've never seen. I'm just parodying the titles.)
#10: _Elisa Maza and the Seven Gargoyles_. With Dominique Destine/Demona as the wicked stepmother/witch, Puck in Titania's Mirror as the Mirror, Xanatos as the woodsman, Bronx as the loveable and sickeningly adorable forest creatures, a jalepeno pepper as the poisoned apple, and Goliath doubling as one of the gargoyles and Prince Charming.
#9: _Sleepless in Manhattan_. The Elisa Maza story.
#8: _While You Were Sleeping_. . . Some guys came and were chasing me and tried to kill me and shot at me and I shot one and they blew up a boat house and I dived underwater and drowned another of them and then the last one chased me into the woods where I used my jacket as a decoy and tackled him while he was distracted and knocked him out and I came back and sat by you and sidetracked a jogger and shooed pigeons away from you and napped while I waited for sunset . . . .
#7: _Gargs of the Jungle_. The Guatemalan Clan story. "Gargs, gargs, gargs of the jungle, single-minded as they can be . . . gargs, gargs, gargs of the jungle -- 'forget me, save that tree!'"
#6: _The Dead Villains Society_. Hakon, the Captain of the Guard, the Archmage, Sevarius, Thailog, Macbeth, Demona, Xanatos from "Future Tense", Jackal, Hyena, Wolf, Coyote the robot -- all dead, or supposed to be.
#5: _Adventures in Babysitting_. Owen and Alex can bring this one to a new height.
#4: _Raising Alexander_. See above.
#3: _Neck Off_. The Brooklyn Action Figure story.
#2: _Detective and the Garg_. Jason Canmore as Gaston, Brooklyn and Broadway as Lumiere and Cogsworth, Bronx as the footstool, Tom and Mary as Chip and Mrs Potts, and various clan members as the gargoyles on the roof (who get turned into cherubs -- ugh) . . . guess who as Belle and the Beast.
#1: _Fried Green Jalepenos_. He he he he he . . . .