For Some Strange Reason, Ever Since I've Started Watching Gargoyles...

by Kit Kat

I'm very quick on my toes.

I've developed my growling skills to perfection.

I've improved my Scottish accent.

My room's theme has switched from Horses to Mythical Creatures.

I've read "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Macbeth" (I wonder why Shakespeare never mentioned Demona).

My wings always get caught on things.

It's hard to keep my dog in order; he likes to climb up walls.

I have an acute desire to know everything about Scottish and British nobility.

I want to see the Hudson river, go to the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens, visit the Bronx, and take a stroll down Broadway and Lexington.

I want to take up hang gliding.

I drive a Taurus and an Avalon.

I suddenly hate pigeons.


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