TOP TEN RESULTS OF A CROSSOVER BETWEEN GARGOYLES AND DOCTOR WHO

by merlyn@ninenet.com

(Note to Readers: It helps if you're familiar with "Dr. Who").

10. Bronx sniffing at K-9 suspiciously.
9. The Doctor saying to Jackal and Hyena (or to ColdStone), "So when did the Cybermen get hold of you?"
8. Servarius and Davros swapping stories at a Soulless Genetic Scientists Convention.
7. The Cheetah People from "Survival" show up in the Labyrinth, and meet Talon and Maggie.
6. The Master tries to buy the Steel Clan from Xanatos.
5. Lexington offers to help fix that broken chameleon circuit; the Doctor frantically turns his offer down.
4. Demona tries to hijack the TARDIS and force the Doctor to take her back in time to wipe out the first humans.
3. Those aliens that Nokkar's people were at war with land in New York - and they're the Daleks!
2. Either Angela or Elisa becomes the Doctor's new companion.

and the No. 1 result of a Gargoyles/Dr. Who crossover is....

1. The Phoenix Gate actually landed on ancient Gallifrey when Goliath banished it in "Future Tense", and is the power source of Time Lord civilization (all that talk about the Eye of Harmony was just another blind on the High Council's part).