Top Ten Reasons Why the Gargoyles' Manhattan is Way Cooler than the Real One:

By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com


#10: Apparently fashion is not an issue there; not if one pair of clothes will last you a lifetime, even if they are several sizes too small or a thousand years old or change color at sunrise and sunset

#9: Sunset and sunrise happen instantaneously

#8: Technology there has advanced about 200 years ahead of the rest of the world

#7: If you're bored or have a poor self-image, you can always volunteer to be genetically altered by Servarius

#6: Xanatos Enterprises is a great employment opportunity--you can really move up in the world, especially if you land a job working in the Eyrie Building

#5: Every news report is like a televised issue of the National Enquirer (or the Daily Tattler)

#4: There are plenty of cool organizations to join: NYPD, Goliath's clan, The Pack, Xanatos Enterprises, The Hunters (Canmores only) Dracon's gang, the FBI, Nightstone Unlimited, the Quarrymen, PIT, the Mutates, CyberBiotics, Gen-U-Tech, or the Illuminati Society

#3: No need for TV Guides, because you know The Pack is going to be on every night on every channel

#2: Nobody cares about smog and air pollution because nobody ever looks up anyway

#1: The lake in Central Park is a direct channel to Avalon


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