By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com
#10: _Gilligan's Island_. Goliath, Elisa, Angela, and Bronx land in a lagoon on a tropical island. They find the island's inhabitants strangely sympathetical to their situation. The next night, as they prepare to leave, they promise to get word out and have them rescued when they get home themselves. Later, when they have already gone, they realize that they had gone to the island decades in the past, and that the bunch had been rescued years ago in a really cheap movie anyway.
#9: _Bewitched_. Samantha and Tabitha are talking to Darryn, (the former two both look twenty, Darryn has aged significantly) and Samantha says, "Darryn, Tabitha and I will be gone for a few weeks, Oberon is calling all his children to him. We'll be on Avalon if you need us. You'll be all right, honey, won't you?"
#8: _Full House_. The gang, minus Jesse, is wandering the streets of Manhattan at night because they forgot the address of their hotel. (Was it at 4th and 17th? Or 14th and 7th?) They run into a few of Dracon's lackeys, and Goliath sweeps in, knocking the henchmen out. Danny almost has a heart attack, Joey screams, and Michelle kicks him in the shin. Meanwhile, Jesse is part of the biker brigade that runs into Brooklyn, and he is knocked senseless by Demona, the last words he says being "have mercy."
#7: _Looney Tunes_. On the endless Avalon Adventure, the four have encountered a small mouse
wearing a shirt, a bandanna, and a sombrero. As Goliath struggles to hold Bronx back and keep
him from eating it, Elisa is trying to ask it where they are, but is experiencing difficulties due to the
language barrier.
"Where--is--this--place?"
"Meh--hee--co."
"What?"
"Meh--hee--co."
While this is going on, Angela is trying to befriend a rattlesnake. "I've never been this close to a
real, live rattlesnake before..."
#6: _Sliders_. They drop in during the episode "The Mirror," when everyone in Manhattan is a gargoyle. Quinn says, "So what's your explaination for this world, Professor?
#5: _All That_. Captain Chavez discovers Elisa with Goliath when she should have been on duty. She fires Elisa, who gets a job at a local burger joint to pay the rent. "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" One day when Earboy drops in for a meal, she mistakes him for Puck. Leaning over the counter and whispering conspiratorially, she tells him, "Hey, how about making me into a gargoyle again? I'll give you a free Good Weenie with extra Good Mustard if you'll do it!"
#4: _X-Files_, _Star Trek_, and _Nowhere Man_ have been done on these lists too much, scrape them. _The Simpsons_ have been done too often, too. I don't think that Smithers and Mr. Burns ought to be compared to Owen and Xanatos anyway, but to Vogel and Renard. After all, Vogel is the original that Owen is modeled after, and Renard even has those spots in his head like Mr. Burns.
#3: _The Secret World of Alex Mack_. GC1-61 is nothing more than glow-in-the-dark paint, and Alex's newfound powers are just a realization of her half-fay parentage. That dopey dad of hers is really Oberon himself in disguise. (If you've seen the show and that theme song isn't running through your head right now, something is wrong.)
#2: _Clarissa Explains it All_. Clarissa and Elisa; complete opposites. One can't stay in the same clothes for a whole day, the other managed it for two whole years.
And the Number One Television Series that Could Collide with Gargoyles: (Okay, so it's a movie. I HAD to put it.) (Well, actually it's a tv show too, but I don't watch it so oh well.)
_Beauty and the Beast_. Need I elaborate?