By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com
your dog is named Bronx or Boudicca, and your cat is Cagney.
your fish is Puck, your hampsters are Goliath and Titania, your parrot is Griff...whatever.
you decide that the loincloth look is for you!
jalepeno peppers become your favorite food.
you walk around on your toes like a gargoyle.
you growl at people when you get angry, your eyes glow red or white, and every other phrase you utter is a cliche.
you wonder why Shakespeare forgot to include Demona in "MacBeth." You argue with your English teacher.
you adopt a nocturnal schedule.
you jump off a skyscraper, assured that a gargoyle will swoop down to rescue you.
on Halloween, you know that not all of those gargoyles are kids in costumes.
you yell, "What sorcery is this!" every time you're confused.
you keep hoping to meet Lexington on-line.
someone on-line tells you that he's the real Lexington, and you believe him.
you try to invest stock in Nightstone Unlimited.
on Saturday and Sunday you wear black.
you keep waiting for Mulder and Scully to come investigating gargoyle sightings.
your school is putting on a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and you insist that Titania must be _green_, that's what color she actually is, and she's got a really skimpy red costume, and no, of course not, Oberon is _blue_!
you hold a funeral for a pile of gravel.
you're afraid to leave the house on Hunter's Moon...they're hunting _you_!
you try to rip a finger off each hand and a toe off each foot because you think you have one too many...
you're really mad that Gargoyles is on during the day...how are you supposed to be able to see it? You're sleeping!
getting stoned starts to sound like fun.
"Brooklyn," "Lexington," "Bronx," "Broadway," "Malibu," "Hollywood," and "Brentwood" aren't places anymore, the Hudson isn't a river, David and Goliath aren't Biblical, and Manhattan is the coolest city in the world.
Gargoyles quotes are appropriate to every situation, and you apply them whenever possible.
you check the dates, and you realize that _you were in Manhattan during the episode "The Mirror_!"