compiled from the Station 8 Gargoyles Comment Room.
There are holes on the outside of your house.
The stone statues on your front lawn keep switching places.
There is NO crime in your area after dark.
You're always having to sweep gravel from your driveway.
All the cars on your block have dented roofs.
- Goldenheart
Every morning when you wake up, all of your paperweights are in totally different positions.
- Bud-Clare
Well, if there are any gargoyle beasts among them, any cats in the area will probably be seriously traumatized. (Just look at how Cagney is responding!) And your refrigerator is almost certainly going to be winding up like Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard, if these gargoyles have appetites like Broadway. One definite result of your home being infested with gargoyles: you get a lot of hooded weirdos carrying hammers showing up in your neighborhood, watching your house very closely.
- Todd Jensen
Your rooftop has more traffic the Grand Central Station.
Your motorcycle is parked in a different spot every morning.
- Thaylog
The thuds on the side of your house are too loud for woodpeckers.
Your refrigerator is always empty, but your food bill is sky high.
Someone keeps shouting things in latin from the roof.
- Gary
Terrorists blow up your attic.
Pigeons avoid your house entirely.
You hear the "pitter-patter" of footsteps on the roof… in mid July.
The Orkin man runs away screaming.
- Patrick Toman
(OK, so this was more than ten - so sue me.)