Top Ten Annoying Things About the Avalon Adventure:

By Tanika -tanika-@geocities.com

#10: How are the gargoyles getting enough food to eat?

#9: Trying to figure out how the New Olympians fit into one of the three races gives you a headache.

#8: Aren't Elisa's clothes getting a bit dirty after all that salt water and climbing mountains, and Egyptian dust and Irish peat bogs? She couldn't have been washing them, because she had nothing to wear while doing so. (Maybe she just stripped and washed them in whatever body of water during the day, when she knew Goliath couldn't see.)

#7: On the subject of clothes, why didn't Elisa keep the green sweater those nice folks gave her? It would have doubled her wardrobe. Or better yet, keep the kimono!

#6 It starts to get like watching episodes of _Gilligan's Island_. You watch and say to yourself, "I know they're going to get home this time! They really will! This is the one!" and they never do.

#5: They didn't even bring a camera!

#4: Was it my imagination, or was the Pack taking the world tour right along with them?

#3: You get sick of hearing Angela say, "I wonder where Avalon's magic has sent us this time?" We don't KNOW, already!

#2: If Avalon only sends you where you need to be, then Elisa and the gargoyles must need to be in a lot of places. They're in greater demand than the Pope. Elisa should consider getting a planner/scheduler book to keep up.

#1: One good thing: if they ever get home, they'll be able to start a great business: Avalon World Tour Cruises! (The Little Brown Skiff would put The Big Red Boat right out of business.)


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